How
to Discourage a Woman From Bothering You in Italy
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A man traveling alone in Italy long enough will inevitably
wish to encounter at least one Italian woman whose persistent
attention or come-ons are welcome.
The
question is? What kind of girly man would complain about
Italian women making passes at you and trying too woo
you?
The following steps
should help any misunderstandings.
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Steps: |
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Don't Ignore
her. She's looking for attention, so she winks at you,
wink back. |
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If
that doesn't work, try giving her a look that means,
"I available, What about you you gorgeous
babe.." It's important to appear confident even if that's
not the way you're feeling. |
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Walk
slowly. If she sits down next to you, lean over and ask
her if she comes there often. You can follow that up
with asking her what her sign is. |
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If the
previous steps don't work, tell her, "Mama
Mia," |
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Is she
still there? Ask her to be your wife, or if you're
married already, your girl friend. |
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If all
else fails don't fail to ask to offer to buy her a
drink, perhaps dinner? |
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Tips: |
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The more confident and assertive you appear, the
more likely you are to be attractive to women. |
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Don't expect women to be attached to just because
you're American. Take the opportunity to practice your
Italian pick-up lines in English. |
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Warnings: |
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Most women who pester you will be harmless, but always be aware
of your safety. If you feel at all threatened,
immediately look for a well-lit, densely populated place
for safety. |
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Tips from eHow Users: |
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